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after i was killed by the beast, i woke up realising it was a bad dream.

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I asked the museum curator about the civil war reenactors, "We don't have any reenactors" he said.

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"Son, what do you mean your acne has gotten worse and is calling out?"

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“I’m almost done, only two more nails to go!” the man said as he picked up his hammer

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I've always had the supernatural ability to see how people died just by looking at them

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Wanting to impress my wife, I made her some chilli con carne, only to watch her face contort in disgust as I told her which meat I had used

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There are more than seven billion people on Earth today.

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The passersby gathered around me as I convulsed on the ground in pain; but no one wanted to touch me. NSFW

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Our cat went missing, so we got in the car to search for her so she wouldn't freeze to death out there.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
after i was killed by the beast, i woke up realising it was a bad dream.	69
I asked the museum curator about the civil war reenactors, "We don't have any reenactors" he said.	69
"Son, what do you mean your acne has gotten worse and is calling out?"	69
“I’m almost done, only two more nails to go!” the man said as he picked up his hammer	69
[deleted by user]	69
I've always had the supernatural ability to see how people died just by looking at them	69
Wanting to impress my wife, I made her some chilli con carne, only to watch her face contort in disgust as I told her which meat I had used	69
There are more than seven billion people on Earth today.	69
The passersby gathered around me as I convulsed on the ground in pain; but no one wanted to touch me. NSFW	69
Our cat went missing, so we got in the car to search for her so she wouldn't freeze to death out there.	69